i am so fucking emo


drawing of cher and a car and an unrelated haiku

a bittersweet dream
you and i walked then we laughed
i wake up, real eyes


the lonely robot

lonelyrobot

it’s a brand new year.
did you really think you would
stop eating hot dogs?


haiku about the comedian

“you’re the funniest!”
she says to him. he replies,
“just the loneliest.”

duck


haiku that is surprisingly heavy + drawing that should never have been published

here’s an exercise:
make a list of ev-rything
you are thankful for

a horrible horrible comic by aaron schachter


haiku to an ex lover and an unrelated drawing

maybe i should not
have responded right away
but oh well i did

happiness


haiku for the bitter

there are so many
albums i can’t listen to
no more cos of you.

devil-in-bar