haiku that is surprisingly heavy + drawing that should never have been published

here’s an exercise:
make a list of ev-rything
you are thankful for

a horrible horrible comic by aaron schachter


haiku about music and whoa this is an awesome printer

like seriously.
can music be any more
inappropriate.

printer-test-drawings-by-aaron-schachter


a bee and an alien communicate through skype

alien_and_bee_talking_on_skype_web

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haiku about temples and a life painting from last week

right in the temple!
it started as only one,
now a few. gray hair

aaron-schachter-2009-06-15

size = 16″ x 20″


tribute to dads and american elf

i’ve been bloggin up a storm today. whats up with that. i guess i’ve been wanting to post these daily cartoons i’ve been doing each day. i put myself to the test last week by seeing if i could draw a tiny little drawing each day. lo and be hold i met the challenge last week and accept it for the current week at hand.

so i’ve been playing what the father tomato told his son tomato while they were walking: ketchup. and trying to post now what i didn’t post over the week. which also brings me to say, happy father’s day to all the baby daddies in the world. especially mine.

this is a portrait i did of a character called jason from american elf.

dog_playing_bass


haiku to an ex lover and an unrelated drawing

maybe i should not
have responded right away
but oh well i did

happiness


5th and san marcos

painting by aaron schachter

painting from the street last sunday, 6/14/09. i hadn’t painted a landscape since artschool. size = 2′ x 4′


haiku about today and whether or not aliens can control technical devices with their minds?

today on my bike
got stopped by cops because i
looked like a suspect.

alien who can print things with its mind


abduction

alien abduction

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haiku for the bitter

there are so many
albums i can’t listen to
no more cos of you.

devil-in-bar


haiku that i wrote after the one that i wrote too late at night

sometimes the people
in real life who are fear-less
need to shut their face.

nude-woman-2


haiku about exercise

back in the old days
they didn’t have exercise
or no computersold-guy


haiku that paula abdul wrote

he’s a cold hearted
snake (oh) look into his eyes
he’s been telling lies.painting by aaron schachter


haiku about water crackers

hey, these stale water
crackers taste like the chinese
noodles that i like.

donnie darko drawing by aaron schachter


life painting from 2009.05.18

painting by aaron schachter